QLD To Wait Until 80% Of Their Population Is Immune To Scotty’s Bullshit Before Border Opens
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NUMBERS ARE LOOKING GOOD: Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the state's reporting of zero new cases today was "fantastic news" - and has...
Joe Rogan Fan To Pause All Of His Staunch Opinions On Modern Medicine For The Next Week Or So
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MIXED MEDICAL ARTS: A local carnivore from Betoota's aspirational suburban wedge known as Betoota Heights has today gone quiet, for the next...
Queenslander Didn’t Come To The Pub For Any More Of This Virus Chat So Fuck Up About It
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A recent report by the lads has found that one of the more blissfully ignorant blokes at the pub this arvo hasn't...
ABC Experiments With Comedy Show About News In Upcoming “Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question”
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ABC PRESS RELEASE:
New panel series:
"Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question"
The ABC is thrilled to announce a brand new panel show starring...
Wow! After Rooting Just One NRL Player This Instagram Model Knows More About Medicine Than Someone Who Has Studied It For 20 Years
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Doctors hate her!!!
Gold Coast woman Moniqueelaigh Shannessy has today woken up from a one-night-stand armed with more experimental and clinical knowledge of...
After 9 Weeks In Lockdown, Sydney Man Reignites His Love For A Good Old Fashioned ‘Phone Call’
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Skype, Zoom and Facetime are too much of a commitment... and text messages and DMs are easily lost in the other screen...
Worksite Anti-Vaxxer Might Wanna Start With Doing His Own Research Into That Smoko Order
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A local carpenter who has just polished off 1 litre of Monster Energy drink, a 2-month-old curried steak pie with tomatoes sauce,...
Influencer Who Constantly Shares Medical Misinformation Just Hates How Divided Everyone Is :(
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As the death toll from Australia's 2021 outbreak continues to grow, 'Freedom' advocates appear to be slightly changing their messaging from 'I...
Anti-Vaxxer Immediately De-Radicalises After A Big Hug From Nanna
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One of Betoota's most noisy medical skeptics has today ditched her campaign to discredit the health experts working tirelessly to get us...
Office Hip Hop Guy Not That Switched On Today As He Processes 109 Raw Minutes Of Kanye West
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Hip hop fans around the world are struggling to function at full capacity today, following the long-awaited release of Kanye West's tenth...
