Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Groups On How To Overcome Greatest Threat To His Re-Election
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Scotty From Marketing has today brought together the greatest marketing minds that the Hillsong faction of the Young Liberals have to offer.
This...
Report: This Motherfucker Better Not Drop An RUOK On Us
The man who is solely responsible for a vast majority of the personal anguish faced by Australians has today been warned to not patronise...
Nightclubs To Remain Closed As Gladys Concedes There Is No Roadmap Out Of This Pandemic Of Entitled Boomers Moving To The Inner City
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Gladys Berejiklian has today unveiled her post-Delta recovery roadmap, which outlines the staged and gradual freedoms for business and citizens in Greater...
Apprentice Told To Shut Up And Do Some Work After Revealing He’s Never Heard Of Happy Gilmore
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Local 1st-year carpentry apprentice, Sebastian, has today committed an immortal sin by vocalising the fact that he has no idea what the...
Scotty Gets Special Exemptions For RAAF To Fly Him 13km Over Border To Kingsleys In Queanbeyan
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Scotty From Marketing has defended traveling back and forth over the NSW border to get a chicken burger at one of Queanbeyan's...
Teenage Hospo Worker At The Stage Of Life Where Her Best Mates Are 45-Year-Old Irish Bartenders
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Elodie never grew up with older brothers. She also doesn't have any uncles.
That's why working as a glassie in Betoota's Flight Path...
7 Other Ways To Get From Canberra To North Sydney Without Spending $100,000 On A VIP RAAF Jet
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If you only get your news from that TV network and the major mastheads owned by Rupert Murdoch, then you might be...
“Women Feel Unsafe In This Country” Says PM Who Abolished The Family Court Less Than A Week Ago
The same Prime Minister who chose to dismiss 49 of the 55 Respect-At-Work recommendations has today conceded that maybe there is a few women...
Victorian Libs Divided Over Which Soft Handed Toff Should Lead Them Into Landslide Election Loss
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BRING BACK THE AFRICAN GANGS! The Victorian Liberals are well and truly behaving like a Liberal Party this week.
This comes as outspoken...
“Get Out Gerry!” Shouts Centrelink Receptionist As Billionaire Approaches Desk For A New Rort
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The embattled public servant working the front desk at Gold Coast Centrelink has finally cracked the shits with these dole bludgers today.
As...
