Luai Injury Forces Media Scum To Pivot Back From ‘Cocky Polynesian’ To ‘Aboriginal Sook’ Narrative
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The death rattle of Australia's legacy media is on show for all this week, as the same usual morons involved in sports journalism ambulance-chasing, return to their favourite past time of humiliating already emotionally battered athletes in an effort to generate interest in their profession.
This comes after a fairly boring year of football in both the AFL and...
“Why Should The Indigenous Get Special Treatment?” Asks Baby Boomer Who Went To University For Free And Lives Off The Sweat And Tears Of 20 Underpaid And Overworked Millennial...
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As the Indigenous Voice Referendum campaign heats up, it has come as a surprise to no one that some of the loudest opponents of constitutionally recognising the existence and self-determination of Indigenous people, are the same cohort of grey-haired voters that have had the easiest lives out of other generation of Australians.
The same demographic that have valiantly campaigned...
Post-9/11 Suspicions Of Unattended Luggage Forces Bloke To Go One-Handed In Airport Urinal 20 Years Later
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The 11th of September, 2023, will mark 22 years since a day of unprecedented loss and suffering in the history of the United States Of America.
The 9/11 Attacks on the Pentagon and New York's World Trade Centre will live on forever as a moment that caused a cataclysmic shift in the role America plays in the world. This...
Senator Cash Subconsciously Clutches Handbag Closer Before Realising It Was Just Warren Mundine
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Liberal Senator Michaelia Cash has had an embarrassing moment in Parliament House earlier today, after her impulsive second nature made her look like somewhat of a racist.
Which is unfair, because she definitely isn't one - and neither are any of her colleagues. How can they be racist when they are the only ones saying NO to racism?
The 'No'...
Gen-Z Attempting To Emulate 1990s Still Not Doing It Properly Until They Commit To The Africa
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As the cyclical wheel of fashion trends clock back to the late nineties boyband era, the generation known as Gen-Z are trying their best to wow us with their revolutionary choices in clothing.
Namely baggy denim jeans and skater t-shirts. However, there are some youth rumoured to be wearing cargo pants again.
However, the elder millennials and Gen-Xers that actually...
“Help! How Do We Stop Shoplifting!?” Says Supermarket Duopoly That Replaced Staff With Computers
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Australia's supermarket giants Coles and Woolworths have both revealed to the media this week that their honest business model is currently being plagued by an emerging trend of shoplifting across the country, as inflated prices push more people to literally steal food in order to survive.
Representatives from both sides of the duopoly say they are attempting to fight...
Fiancé Gutted The 15 Great Blokes From ‘MACCAS BUX 2017’ Groupchat Can’t Come To His Wedding Too
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A soon-to-be-married local bloke is today learning that there are people that need to be prioritisied when it comes to a wedding guest list.
Betoota-based freight logistics manager, Dyl Brownlow (32) thought that his special day would be an opportunity to celebrate love with the people he holds dearest.
Unfortunately his mother, mother-in-law and soon-to-be-wife cannot appreciate that most of...
Warren Mundine Begins Firing Staff After Noticing Some Yellow Missing From The Black And Red Flag In No Campaign Office
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In news that surprises very few people, the No Campaign has been found harbouring people who also hate Jews - which is not what this group that was formed with the aim of undermining the self-determination of Aboriginal people ever expected from their foot soldiers!
Leading opponent to The Indigenous Voice, Warren Mundine said he has had to fire...
Inner-Sydney Luke Combs Fan Sprinkles Some Of Mum’s Turmeric On His Clean City Boy Trousers
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Sydney's stadium precinct of Homebush will be absolutely gridlocked this Wednesday night, as the Matildas semi-final coincides with the biggest international country music concert in recent history.
On Sunday, the 33-year-old North Carolina country megastar Luke Combs arrived in Sydney by private jet, ahead of his Wednesday night gig at Qudos Bank Arena.
The New South Wales rail network will...
YES Campaign Now Underway As Indigenous Envoy Uncle Tony Returns To Redfern For One Last Job
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As the far-right continues to peddle misinformation about the upcoming Indigenous Voice Referendum in an effort to get revenge over the humiliating 2022 Election, the YES campaign has been struggling to find a leader willing to put themselves in front of Rupert Murdoch's attack dogs.
That was until today, when one of Australia's most respected Northern Beaches elders arrived...