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NSW Blues Admit They’ve Got Nothing To Lose, May As Well Give Hoppa A Crack As Coach

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Blues have once again proven their ability to snatch a loss from the jaws of victory, and will continue doing so...

Leagues Club Goes Pokie-Free By Subsidising Their 250 Gaming Machines With One Daily Pilates Class

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tide is turning against one of Australia's most protected rackets, as more and more hospitality venues decide to transition away from the...

Morwell Farewells The Economic Boom Of Journalists And Cameramen Grabbing A Feed During Court Recess

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The town of Morwell has today returned to being a run-of-the-mill regional Victorian town, after spending three months at the centre of the...

Josh Papali’i Arrives In Sydney Ahead Of State Of Origin Game 3 Decider

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Blues remain tight-lipped over a terrifying reshuffle in the Queensland Origin side, ahead of the series decider in Sydney tomorrow night. The...

BINGE Immediately Begins Production On Mushroom Killer Biopic Starring Jacki Weaver As Erin Patterson

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's the story that has captured the attention of the nation. And one that will be coming to cinema screens near you very...

One Nation Voter Loves Pauline For ‘Telling It How It Is’ But Hates Indigenous Truth-Telling Inquiries For The Same Reason

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local print supplies franchisee, Devon Hamm (57) had high hopes for the future of Australian politics after the success of the NO campaign...

Qantas Hackers Sad To Learn Boomer Customers Already Gave Their Personal Data To [email protected]

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A group of foreign teenagers who are pretty good at navigating the internet are a little glum today, as they catch...

Darwin’s Doggo Population Begin Slowly Returning Home After Cracker Night Horror

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most Top End tradition of them all took place in the Northern Territory last night, as locals let off hundreds of thousands...

Podcast Bro No Longer Needs Ice Baths Or Saunas After Old Flirt At The Pub Tells Him He’s Handsome

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 20-something middle class white man has today been saved from spiralling further into the toxic manosphere of podcasts and online courses. Betoota Heights...

KNEECAP Agrees To Truce With English Imperialists For Duration Of British And Irish Lions Rugby Tour

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being hauled before the UK courts on terrorism charges, the firebrand Irish rap trio KNEECAP say they are willing to pause their...

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