Staunch Christian Public Servant From Rich Eastern Suburbs Family Not Pretending To Be Anyone Else
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With the recovery effort from a devastating natural disaster now in his rearview, the Prime Minister has gotten stuck into the real issues...
SA Election: Barossa Deutsch Lutherans To Battle It Out With The Ban Alcohol And Catholics Party
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The City Of Churches is alight, as South Australia's political leaders went head-to-head for the first time this election campaign in a fiery...
Everyday Bloke Sledges Rivals By Referencing 1962 Psychological Thriller Starring Frank Sinatra
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As the Liberal Party's pre-election collapse begins to get desperate, Scotty From Marketing has again accused Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese of being too...
Desperate PM Ramps Up National Security Rhetoric By Calling Wallabies Coach A Kiwi Sleeper Cell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
To the dismay of middle and upper-class dads around the nation, sports and politics have once again been mixed up today.
This comes...
China Admit The South Sydney Houso Flats Wasn’t The Best Place To Plant A Secret Political Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Chinese Communist Party have today released a statement in which they admit to making the wrong decision by planting their sleeper...
“Only We Can Protect Australia From China” Says Government Who Can’t Even Protect Female Staff From Workplace Harassment
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THOUGH: Former PM Malcolm Turnbull has lashed out at his old colleagues for their desperate attempts to terrify voters...
Two Years Of Marketing Focus Groups Determine That It Was All Jenny’s Fault They Went To Hawaii
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After two whole years of intensive focus groups and market research aimed at softening the public image of Scotty From Marketing, it...
“Bro. It’s All Good. We Got You” Says Channel 9 Chairman And Former Liberal Treasurer Peter Costello
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the entire Federal Cabinet implodes due to Morrison's relentless bridge-burning and factional disputes, even the Government's most historically reliable ally NewsCorp...
PM Asks His Advisors If The National Press Club Is Government Funded, And If So, Let’s Review That
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a fortnight of leaked text messages and an unprecedented grilling from the same media outlets that got him elected in 2019,...
Pauline Whips Out The Burqa Again After Embarrassing Encounter With Wasp Nest
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a story that would have dominated the newscycle in simpler times, One Nation founder and leader Pauline Hanson was stung multiple times...
