Albanese Urged To Visit Parliament Prayer Room If He Doesn’t Want To Be Hounded By The Media
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After absolutely copping it in the media for getting a couple of figures wrong, opposition leader Anthony Albanese has been urged to find...
Home Cooked Curries Might Actually End Up Being Scotty’s Defining In-Office Achievement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Holding on to the power to call an election like a weeping toddler being told to put the plastic lightsaber back on the...
Feminist Ally Scott Morrison Spotted Dancing In Between Friend And Creepy Guy On Dance-floor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the nation's most high-profile feminist allies has won praise tonight, after helping a girlfriend out of an uncomfortable situation.
Prime Minister...
Feminist Ally Scotty Said He Once Saw A Sanitary Bin Burst Open As It Fell Down Some Stairs And It Didn’t Worry Him At All
GALADRIEL GRIMACE | Far West | Contact
This evening, the Prime Minister has shared a string of anecdotes that prove he is a feminist ally...
Feminist Ally Scotty Insists He Preferred All Female Ghostbusters Remake To Toxic Bill Murray One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The new and improved feminist ally Scott Morrison has blown away voters with his newfound respect for women.
This follows last night's news that...
Albo Sympathises With Rural Voters: “As A Young Bloke I Too Lived Through Some Brutal Droughts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the National Party continues to distance themselves from Scott Morrison ahead of the 2022 Federal Election, bizarre things are beginning to unfold...
PM Promises To Call Election Once He’s Rigged Every NSW Pre-Selection With Loyal Hillsong Creeps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Morrison Government have finally hinted that the 2022 Federal Election will be held in mid-May.
This comes after months of tumultuous pre-selection dramas...
Mean Girls Saga Gets Worse As Labor Party Burn Book Leaked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The story that the ALP wishes would just fuck off appears to have grown horns today as a leaked document, allegedly penned by...
Labor Party Reveal Plans To Parachute Twiggy Forrest Into Outer Melbourne Electorate Of Calwell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party has today announced one of the strangest political marriages in history.
The Opposition has revealed that they plan to...
Katter: “I Detest Workplace Bullying Of Any Kind, But I Have To Say, These Precious Media Types Certainly Have A Rather Lightweight Definition Of It. Snarky Comments Between Colleagues...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Scotty From Marketing continues to poll worse than any Liberal Prime Minister since the Vietnam War, the only punch that seems to...
