Central QLD Man Hospitalised After Accusing Local Labor Candidate Of Being In Bed With The Greens
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There have been reports of a rather noisy Quiet Australian being hospitalised in Central Queensland this afternoon, after gatecrashing a regional Labor...
Scotty Announces New Cash Bonus For Aged Care Workers That Increases Every Time One Of Them Dies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWith the election just around the corner, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to put on his marketing hat...
Facebook Hits Scotty With Targeted Ads For Waikiki Beach As Bushfire Warnings Appear In Newsfeed
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In breaking news that nobody except 99% of the world’s scientists could have predicted, it appears as though the country is yet...
Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
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Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia's blue collar workers that he believes children...
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
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Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’s food shortage.
After copping major flack for empty...
Scotty Just Holding On For Australia Day Debate To Overshadow RATs Mismanagement
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With Australia deciding they have heard just enough about an unvaxxed Serbian hotel room enthusiast who is really good at hitting a ball,...
Sky News Oddly Quiet About Latest Attempt To Mix Sport With Politics
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As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it's been revealed that Sky News and its Murdoch counterparts have been particularly...
“We’re Going To Have To Live With This Virus” Says PM, In Reference To George Christensen
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Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister and occasional politician Scott Morrison has confirmed...
“Fuuckk!” Groans PM As Barnaby Joyce Publishes 3500-Word Column Calling For Assange’s Freedom
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In the newest hand grenade thrown directly into the Prime Minister's lap by his rural colleagues, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has today penned...
“I’m Back” – Tony Abbott Returns From Stint In Minor League Baseball For Another Run At Canberra
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A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making a sensational two-word comment.
"I'm Back" was...
