Former Premier At Centre Of ICAC Investigation Says Canberra Might Be Too Corrupt Even For Her
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Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister's offer to run in next year's federal election, announcing instead that she will...
NSW Teachers Tell Premier Perrottet To Go And Sit In The Corner And Think About What He’s Done
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Hundreds of schools are closed in New South Wales today, as the state's teachers remind the government of what happens when they make...
Scotty Pitches Federal Politics To Gladys: “Best Thing Is, There’s No ICAC Down Here Haha”
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The Prime Minister has publically doubled down in his efforts to recruit Gladys Berejiklian to Federal Politics this afternoon, reminding her of a...
PM Finishes Year On Low Note: “Merry Christmas To All, Except Anyone Who’s Ever Criticised Me”
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After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been unable to stop himself from engaging in...
Liberals Deny Talent Is Running Thin As Entire Cabinet Replaced By Nameless Morrison Lookalikes
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In the space of 24 hours, the Liberal Party has lost three of their most senior Cabinet Ministers, which is exactly the opposite...
Christian Porter MP Resigns From Federal Politics To Spend More Time With His Lawyers
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In a bizarre turn of events, one of the most malignant Fortunate Sons within the Morrison Government has decided to actually make a...
Nation Holding Great Hope For Cultural Change After Liberal Senators Make Dog Noises At Jacqui
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The country has breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning after confirmation came through that our politicians have taken the Jenkins report...
Parliament Staff Rush To Make Harassment Claims Now Before Anti-Trolling Laws Silence Them
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With news breaking that a staggering one out of three parliament staff members has experienced harassment, those who have been victimised by the...
Government Gets Stuck Into The Big Issues By Ensuring Religious People Can Freely Talk Shit
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As the nation grapples with the social and economic fall out of the spicy cough and a raft of other minor issues, the...
PM Says State Premiers That He Left To Solve Pandemic Should Stop Interfering In People’s Lives
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The first Prime Minister who was able to make Australians value the existence of the once pointless concept of state governments, has today...
