Albo Wins Over Inner-City Liberal Voters By Walking Through Mosman In A Gorgeous Lace Cravat
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As the Coalition Government stares down another collapse in leadership, the Federal Opposition has today made a bold play at winning over the...
Government Who Blatantly Refused Inquiry Into Christian Porter Says ABC Is Not Above Scrutiny
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The Federal Government has today shocked the nation by appearing to display a bit of hypocrisy on a political issue.
After spending the last...
Scotty Claims To Have Stayed Up All Night Watching The Cricket
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The nation's Head of Marketing has fronted the cameras this morning, to continue his naughty habit of telling fibs.
After rounding out last...
Former Prime Ministers Urged To Shut Up Unless Providing Character References For Cardinal Pell
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According to the conservative commentators at Sky News and The Australia, former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull should take cues from...
Albo Asked To Explain Why The Fuck He’s Wearing Chinos After Running Into Old Mate From The Flats
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Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today received a very important reminder to not forget where he comes from.
While campaigning on the streets...
Inner-City Voter On $250K Salary With No Mortgage Worries Albo Isn’t Connecting To The People
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As the screws tighten around a possible Federal Election in the next four months, the comrades of the light-rail are beginning to grow...
“I Reject That!” Scotty Tells Local GP After Being Informed He Could Eat A Few More Vegetables
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Scotty From Marketing has today once again proven that he is very capable of living in a fantasy land where he never has...
Morrison Tries To Steal A Few Handshakes Off International Leaders Like They’re Bushfire Victims
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The nation's Prime Minister has done what he does best on the world stage this week.
Scotty from Marketing has gone out all...
ICAC Finds Daryl Maguire Probably Not Gonna Have Too Much Luck On The Dating Scene After This
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Today's ICAC inquiries have revealed that disgraced former Wagga MP Daryl Maguire is not gonna have too much luck on the NSW Riverina...
Government Proposes Very Exciting And Not At All Worrying Plan To Make Voting More Difficult
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In some very exciting news out of Canberra this week, it seems the Morrison government are hoping ban any citizens from voting unless...
