“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math.
The impromptu crash course on the value of the dollar in...
Communications Ombudsman Tells Optus To Just Hand Over Their Mobile Coverage To SBS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The people in charge of communications related disputes have finally commented on the Optus debacle.
Prone to very public and very major fuck...
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has finally learnt that she probably won't be getting any telephone reception today.
After arriving in at her work that...
Nation Orders Glenn Maxwell To Fall Off A Golf Buggy Before Every World Cup Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The cricketing nation of Australia has today put in a polite request to the Biggest Show on the planet.
Formally writing to middle...
Breaking: Mate’s Melbourne Cup Tip Just Crossed The Finish Line
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the city of Melbourne, your mate's tip has finally crossed the finish line.
Absolutely nowhere to be seen...
Man Eating A Meat Pie At Flemington Getting Full Paddock To Plate Experience
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Melbourne man is today revelling in a gourmet experience.
Although gourmet is not a word usually associated with Flemington's General Admission,...
Bank That Was ‘Just Passing On Interest Rate Hikes’ Somehow Makes $7.4 Billion Profit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the nation's banking cartel has today revealed some interesting news.
Westpac, one quarter of the cartel that controls our nation's money,...
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Brunswick woman has today made sure to let all of the people in her echo-chamber know that she will be saying #NupToTheCup.
Taking...
“Might Do A November Cleanse” Says Man Whose Silly Season Begins With The Flemington Starter Gun
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man has been caught lying to himself today as he vocalises plans to have a pretty quiet November.
Sitting down...
Report: Mate Who Wants You To Try Food You Don’t Like Really Not Backing Down
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has this week found herself having a rather stupid argument with a mate, after he discovered she wasn’t a fan...
