Please Stop What You’re Doing For 30 Seconds To Laugh At England Being Below The Netherlands
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
No matter how busy you are on this Monday morning, please stop whatever it is you are doing to take a breath and...
Serious Bloke With No Halloween Costumes Not Bringing Much To The Table Conversationally Either
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
As modern Australia continues to embrace the American tradition of Halloween, one local resident's decision not to don a costume seemed to reflect...
“We Could Play Golf In The Morning” Suggests Naive Groomsman Who’s Never Had This Responsibility Before
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A space cadet mate has been referred to the Australian Wedding Crime Commission this afternoon after once again displaying he’s unfit...
r/AusFinance Redditter Starts New Thread To Double Check Everyone Knows He’s Got Over $650k In Assets
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
“How do you start with nothing and build a portfolio of assets valued at over $650k?” This was the question posed to members...
World’s Scientists And Economists Begin Questioning Their Life Work After Tony Abbott Labels Them A Cult
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
1000's of highly trained experts have today been cast into an existential crisis, after a sledgehammer blow from an Australian intellectual.
Members of...
Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prince of Penrith looks set to become the Prince of Australia, after it was finally confirmed that he is loved up with...
Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men...
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
NRL stars Jack Wighton and Latrell Mitchell have this week been found innocent, after a 10 month long battle with lying senior ACT...
Kim Kardashian Releases Range Of Male Undies That Makes You Look Like You Have A Stiffy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world of fashion is all set to experience another exciting trend, it can be confirmed today.
Celebrity icon Kim Kardashian has today...
“Accommodation Is So Expensive” Says Man Blindsided By News Christmas Happens Same Time Every Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke has made a profound discovery this morning as he uncovers the news that Christmas lands on the 25th...
NSW Police Respond To ONEFOUR Documentary With A Return Diss Track On YouTube
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
New South Wales Police have decided to respond to the recent One Four documentary with their very own diss track, after the scathing...
