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6 June, 2016. 10:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER SPENDING A FEW days at the infamous Croatia Boat Week festival last year, Russell Crowe found creative musical juices flowing through his body once again. However, rather than strum and scream his way through a handful of power ballads, the veteran actor took inspiration from the iconic dance party. "I got to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Art Gallery of New South Wales' plans to build a $450 million extension dubbed the 'Sydney Modern Project' by 2021, have been put on hold today, after the State Government declared that their initial design will have to be appropriated into a 'greater plan for inner-city Sydney'. Premier Mike Baird announced that the much...

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE MORE DANGEROUS THE ANIMAL, the tastier the meat. That's the message from embattled NSW MP Robert Borsak, who came under fire this week for shooting then eating an elephant in Zimbabwe. However, the Shooters, Fishers and Farmers party member has revealed today that he wanted to fly to the United States earlier...

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAWNEE IS A LYING DOG CUNT and Wayne can't seem to keep his dick out of her best friend. That's all that two office workers have been able to establish as the argument between two junkies entered its third minute this morning in Sydney. 54-year-old private wealth manager Sam Dunkirk and a 21-year-old...

CLANCY OVERALL | Editor | Contact Local woman, Katie Havekes (27), says that none of yas would understand the fucking day she has had. "First these dogs down at SPER (state penalties enforcement registry) sent me a fine for not voting last year, something like 200 bucks," she says to our reporters between having bizarre conversations with strangers at South Bank busway. "Then I...

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DURING HIS LAST VISIT TO the United States, Home & Away actor Steve Peacocke was invited by his agent to attend a Scientology meet and greet. It's a Hollywood club that can become the cornerstone of a career in showbusiness, with many opportunities to make contacts and new friends. However, for one of...

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PACKING HIS THIRD CONE of the interview, Glenn Davis raises his eyebrows when I asked him what Australia's immigration solution should be. He hoovered it down and held in the sticky smoke while he contemplated his answer. "Look, mate. It's not as if I don't like them, I just don't want them here,"...

27 May, 2016. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE kindness of others once again, 23-year-old student Alex Duckworth announced today that his friend Sam will be receiving his third free tampon sample of the month. After confessing the crime to other close friends, the finance student could barely contain his laughter, saying only that he wishes he...

27 May, 2016. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact JUST DAYS AFTER APOLOGISING on behalf on 60 Minutes over the Cameron Smith debacle, Paul 'Fatty' Vautin has been asked to apologise once again for another journalistic mishap made by the popular television programme. The 56-year-old is set to make another landmark apology to the victims of 60 Minute's botched kidnapping attempt, which...

27 May, 2016. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AFTER it was first published, twenty-four after it won the Miles Franklin Award, high school students around Australia still have no fucking idea what Tim Winton's Cloudstreet is about. Though their teachers might explain the themes and motifs of the 426-page classic, nearly every student surveyed by the Queensland Curriculum...