Local Woman Experiences Unprecedented Bout Of Panic After Accidentally Viewing Ex’s Instagram Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact
Local woman Jemma Benson reckons she’s doing a good job avoiding her ex on social media and proudly admits that she only...
Local Woman’s Winter Sun Tan Far Less Enviable After The Sunnies Come Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact
In what may be the cruelest twist of fate yet, local woman Amanda Doyle has discovered that her enviable winter sun tan,...
Prince Philip Celebrates 99th Day Without Saying Something Racist
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Anticipation is in the air at Buckingham Palace today as Prince Philip reaches 99 consecutive days without being caught saying something racist.
The duke, who...
Discrimination: Medieval Fairs Still Waiting For Government To Re-Open Up The Damn Jousting
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Restrictions put in place to stop the spread of COVID-19 continue to be relaxed by state and federal governments allowing visits to the...
Report: Gorn Then
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report into Western Australia's public transport system has found that if you think you can racially abuse a 63-year-old in public...
Toowoomba Council Defends Controversial Mussolini Statue
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A statue of fascist dictator Mussolini in Toowoomba has again drawn the fury of protestors, with council crews forced to remove graffiti...
National Party Prepares For Leadership Spill As Barnaby Rips Into His 9th Schooner Over Lunch
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The National Party is reportedly preparing for yet another leadership spill, as former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce makes a dash towards his 9th...
Flakey Dad Sentenced To 6 Months Of Installing Child Car Seats
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Australia’s single mothers have applauded Betoota Local Court Judge Colin DeBois, who this week handed down an unusual sentence for notoriously flaky dad Darren...
Mum Left Thrilled By Daughter’s Importance After Being Told Again She’s In A Meeting And Can’t Speak
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Local mum Trudy Adams is just so proud of her daughter, Anna, who works for Betoota’s biggest finance firm, Peters&Sons&Partners.
According to Trudy, Anna works...
60 Minutes Has A Crack At Airing Something Other Than Raw Interviews With Unstable C-Listers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some genuinely shocking news, 60 Minutes, the former flagship current affairs program on Channel 9 has broadcast some actual journalism this week....

















