Job Application Quickly Discarded After Website Requires Manually Filling In Resume
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
As if job searching wasn’t stressful enough some companies have reportedly made the process 10 x harder with the use of online forms....
Dutton Enjoys Laxed Rules By Inviting Cousin Over For Chess
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With social interactions now permitted in every state, citizens and MPs alike are rejoicing at the opportunity to have a friendly visit without...
Opinion: Sorry Lefties, Your Precious Willy Wonka Is A Conservative
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT
There is no LIE I know to compare to pure imagination.
The destruction of historical figures seems to be the lifeblood of the radical...
Inner-City Woman Loses Another Friend To Lactose Intolerance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
French Quarter resident Elise Cosgrove (29) continues to learn how unfair life can be as she loses another friend to lactose intolerance.
A chronic...
NSW Police Officer Cheers Himself Up After Tough Week By Moving On Some Homeless People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a pretty full-on few days, a local steroid abuser turned NSW Police Officer has today treated himself to a little bit of...
Shop Assistant Holding Temperature Gun To Customer’s Head Really Enjoying New Responsibility
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
There are few things in this world that bring us close to that feeling of taking someone’s life, but as we’re told...
ABC Journo Shocked To Learn Horse Racing Has Been Going On This Entire Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In what came as a real kick in the stomach this morning, an ABC journalist has been informed that horse racing has been...
Uncle Tony Also Tipped To Win Nobel Prize For Selfless Protection Of Refugees And Environment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
This year's Queen's Birthday Honours List has been announced, with former prime minister Tony Abbott awarded the top honour of Companion of the...
Scotty From Marketing Goes Off Script And Accidentally Refers To HomeBuilder As HomeBoomer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a rare lapse of concentration during one of his famous marketing executive pitches, Scotty From Marketing has today had a slip...
Old Codgers Absolutely Fucking Caning It On First Day Back In The Glass Canoe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some not really surprising news, the pub regulars that have valiantly stayed home over the last 9 weeks, are now back...
