Alan Jones Reminds Listeners They Can Still Find Him On OnlyFans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As Alan Jones completes his highly anticipated final month of morning radio, those who like to start their days with hate and sugared...
Independent Sydney Building Certifier Accidentally Signs Off On His Kids Jenga Tower
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Whoops! A private certifier in The Developers Republic of Sydney has made a little bit of a mistake this week.
The 36-year-old man...
We Interview The ‘Big Farmer’ At The Centre Of The Anti-Vaxxer Conspiracy Theories
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Local cattle grazier, Dallas Mackay (42) says he didn't really use social media before he learnt he could abuse Q&A panellists from...
Local Bloke Figures He May As Well Finally Install Software Update
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
Staring dead-eyed at his Xbox controller, a puzzled Matt Lewis is shocked to discover that he just might be sick of playing...
Realistic Woman Postpones Her Self-Improvement Goals And Hobbies Until Next Global Pandemic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a couple of months of optimism, Elena Jurkic has today decided to bite the bullet and postpone her iso-goals until next time....
Children Of Pokie Addicts Were Starting To Get A Bit Sick Of All The Fresh Groceries Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Alisa Wilson (12) from Betoota Heights says she's 'pretty keen for things to return to normal now.'
"Schools back, sports gonna be back...
Number Of Weirdos In Australia At Record Highs After Months Of Homeschooling
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside!
Initially, his proposed protocols to combat COVID-19 left many unsure if they were able...
Politically Active Uni Student Struggling To Make This Pandemic About Her
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
University campuses are one of the most dangerous places for infection in the world and during the COVID-19 pandemic, they have only gotten...
20-Something Woman Suffers Flashbacks Walking Past Group Of Giggling Hot High School Chicks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
Still to this day, local woman Lilly Ellis wishes she was cool.
In her teen years, Lilly had attempted multiple times to rebrand...
1918 Spanish Flu Outbreak Linked To 5G Telegram Network
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Critics of the perfectly sensible, logical link between mobile telephone transmission towers and a respiratory virus were silenced today when a respected conspiracy...
