Local Woman Browses Friend’s Hen’s Party Invite List For Henemies
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact
Brooke Evans has concentrated for the hardest time today, after receiving the Facebook invite to her friends Hen's night.
Quickly scouring the details,...
“So, This Is Life Huh?” Wonders Women Re-Starting Sitcom Series From 25 Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
For local woman Tessa Thoms, watching Friends used to be a guilty pleasure she only indulged in annually whenever she felt the...
PM Responds To Claims He Had Direct Involvement In Sports Rort: “The Pubs Are Open Again!!!!”
LOUIS BURKE | Pubs | CONTACT
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is leading the preferred party leadership polls after switching things up and deciding to spend a...
Forgetful Warehouse Employee Walks Past Pallet Jack Without Trying To Ride It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a stark reminder of the dangers posed by negligence in the workplace, an employee of Betoota Transport and Logistics has walked right past a...
Heartbreaking Scenes As Hundreds Of Unemployed Pokies Sleeping Rough
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The collective Australian conscience has been tested today with the publication of confronting photos of hundreds of unemployed, penniless poker machines sleeping rough on city streets.
The...
Stranded Motorist Uses Strong Bargaining Position To Secure Great Deal On Tow Truck
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A helpless motorist stuck in the middle of nowhere has secured a great deal from an independent towing service by leveraging his strong position as...
Government Declares All Of Australia A “School” To Keep Coronavirus Infections Down
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In an ingenious move, the federal government has declared all of Australia is now a “School” in response to COVID-19 advice provided by...
“Sooooo, We Are Scrapping Negative Gearing, Franking Credits Yeah?” Asks Out Of Work Casual Worker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman feeling pretty down on her luck has asked for clarification from the nation today.
The psychology graduate from Betoota Ponds...
“Jeez These Kids Would Be Useless During A War” Says Man Who Was Too Rich To Go To Vietnam
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
Though he loves his grandsons quite dearly, a Betoota Grove local reckons they wouldn’t last five minutes in a war - which...
After Weeks Of Whining Like A Climate Change Protestor, Sam Newman Shanks It On The First Hole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It was a somewhat sad state of affairs down on some golf course in Melbourne today, as Sam Newman shanked the fuck out...
