Pauline Pats Herself On The Back After Not Seeing Any Muslims In The Street For Months
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Far-right senator Pauline Hanson is reportedly rather chuffed today, after not seeing a burkha since she needed to visit Moorooka to get...
Subway Announces New 1.5 Metre Long Social Distancing Sub
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For those who wish to indulge in the brain-altering tang of preservative rich processed foods soaked in flavor enhancers but without the bloated...
Corey Worthington Dusts Off His Fluffy Motherfucken Hoodie In Countdown For 11:59PM Tonight
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Melbourne's greatest ever house party host, Corey Worthington is back baby.
Having drifted from the headlines in recent years, it seems tonight is...
“Fuck The Mainstream Media” Says Man Who Became A Millionaire Working For Mainstream Media
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In some unsurprising news this afternoon, Paleo Pete Evans has today said something curious.
The Celebrity Chef who was dumped from his $850,000...
Alan Jones Announces Resignation As Leader Of The Liberal Party
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Alan Jones, Australia's most influential conservative policymaker in the history of the federated states of Australia, will retire at the end of...
Melbourne Freelancer Confirms He Usually Lives In Brooklyn By Calling A Corner Shop A Bodega
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There is no denying COVID-19 has caused widespread tragedy, including the devastating news that Travis will no longer get to complete his screenplay...
Local Couple Fined For Failing To Greet Or Acknowledge Fellow Bushwalkers Passing On The Track
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For a pair of French Quarter Residents, what was supposed to be a cheap weekend has turned into quite an expensive one it...
House Destroyed In Massive Blast After Stoned Man Ignores “Do Not Attempt To Reheat Unpopped Kernels” Warning
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A house on the outskirts of East Betoota’s Pebblecrete Belt was reduced to rubble on Tuesday after local stoner Brad “Big Hoff” Hoffman...
Multinational Brand Frantically Trying To Jam Itself Down Consumers Throats In Compassionate Way
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“Quickly” shouts the managing director of an unnamed soft drink company.
“We need to completely change every single one of our communications so that...
Dads Playing Home School Art Teachers Results In Most Shonky Mothers Day Presents Yet
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Mums have grown to expect a certain caliber of gifts for Mother’s Day; a hand made pasta necklace, a clay blob that’s meant...
