Man Amazed At Girlfriend’s Ability To Continue To Buy So Much Shit Despite Having Nowhere To Go
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
While most people are using the Covid-lockdown period as a time to save money and reassess their spending habits, a Betoota Sounds man...
Sydney Man Eagerly Begins Mapping Out Where To Have His First Post Lockdown Parmy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
After a long day at work, Sydney man Luke Marsh wishes he had more to look forward to than his frozen Padt...
James Packer And Mike Tyson Reportedly In Talks For Heavyweight Over 50s Bout
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the sporting world continues to look forward to the return of live-action, a salivating prospect has been dangled before the nation, a...
Local Man Still Buzzing From That Walk In The Park With His Mate On Saturday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Mikey Harnett (30, Betoota's Old City District) has spent the last two days going over photos on his phone. He can't take...
NRL Forced To Act Like They Weren’t Expecting Worse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With four NRL players being handed a total of $120,000 worth of fines for breaching social distancing, the National Rugby League has been...
Local Woman Starting To Battle To Find Excuses To Brush A Date With Dating App Suitors
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
With social distancing restrictions easing across the country, Betoota Grove woman Belle Henley will have to look for another iron-clad excuse to brush...
Sydney Trams The Only Public Transport Service Not Reporting A Decline In Passengers From Covid
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
In a bit of good news today, while busses and trains are crying poor from a loss of peak hour revenue, Sydney Trams...
Local Man Even Surprising Himself With Inability To Find Time To Hang Out Washing While WFH
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Tristan Holloway went into social distancing thinking he would finally become the productive man his girlfriend was desperate for him to become. However,...
Local Woman Spends Self Isolation Reflecting On Where She Might Want To Eat In 5 Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Isolation has been, for many, a good time to reflect on the more important things in life.
As people take a break from...
Nation Not Overly Surprised At How Smooth Things Can Run With Limited Input From This Idiot
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As the national roll-out of Jobkeeper begins and medical experts congratulate Australians for their exemplary work in flattening the curve of coronavirus...
