Supermarkets Introduce One Pack Limit For Frangers Ahead Of Opening Floodgates This Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
If you thought we'd moved past panic buying as a society, then you might want to look away now.
Just as the country...
Mature Aged Student Finally Figures Out How To Get Into Online Classes At Five Week Mark
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Grahame Wood has finally broken through today.
After 5 weeks of being unable to share personal and business anecdotes from his incredible life...
Sydney Bars And Nightclubs See Increased Patronage Amidst Pandemic
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Always an effortlessly arrogant middle finger to the rest of Australia, Sydney has once again decided quarantine rules are not for them as...
Season 6 Of Peaky Blinders Just 5 Hours Of Well Dressed Pommy Gangsters Walking In Slo-Mo
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Fans of the epic British crime series Peaky Blinders are reveling in a new episode of their favourite show dropping every week....
Teenage Son Told To Find Somewhere Else To Fucken Self-Isolate After Heated LeBron V Jordan Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A 15-year-od local basketball fan is today looking for a new place to live.
This comes after the Betoota Heights teenager was told...
Nation Somehow Under The Impression That This Isn’t How Capitalism Should Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the nation reels from the fallout of Virgin entering Voluntary Administration, plenty have been left asking what things will look like when...
Government Installs CCTV In All Tamworth Drive-Thrus To Keep Track Of Barnaby During Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Morrison has today begun exploring new ways to keep tabs on his renegade Nationals backbencher Barnaby Joyce MP, after the Member...
Liberal Far-Right Faction Host Socially Distant Meeting To Discuss What To Do About Turnbull
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With the country under lock-down due to Coronavirus social distancing measures, the underachieving salarymen responsible for the democratic erosion of the Liberal Party...
Seeing Boss In Activewear Really Taking Away From His Intimidating Presence
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
If there is one thing 2020 has taught us, it’s that everything can change in a second. Stevin McMillan, a once revered...
Local Papou Fakes His Own Death So That Wife Can Have Ten People Over For Orthodox Easter
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Hundreds of thousands of Australian followers of Eastern Orthodox traditions have today had to enjoy the quietest Eastern celebrations since WWII.
Right across Europe,...
