“That’s My Money!” Says Publican Seeing Pensioners Put Money Into Groceries Instead Of His Pokies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A once happy and greedy little publican is today sitting on his pub stoop grieving as he watches pensioner after pensioner spend their hard-saved money on...
Service Station Operators Urged To Lower Fuel Prices Or At Least Lube Up The Nozzles
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The NRMA has again blasted petrol retailers for not passing the full drop in crude oil price to the customer, releasing a statement...
Man Who Didn’t Like Game Of Thrones Unsurprisingly Claims To Not Like Tiger King Either
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
There is always one.
One legend who decides he has to stand out, to be different, not because it’s what he actually...
Government Cuts 3 Second Rule Down To 2
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a further bid to lower the rate of COVID-19 infection, the Department of Health has taken the unprecedented step of slashing the...
Police Finally Clear Bondi Beach By Deploying Creed’s Arms Wide Open Over Megaphone
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
COVID-19 hotspot Bondi Beach has finally been cleared thanks to the NSW Police Force’s new high-powered secret weapon: a megaphone connected to a...
Woman Under The Impression Her Colleagues Want To Meet Her Toddler In The Middle Of A Meeting
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It’s a reality for any non-child-bearing person, having to feign interest in another human’s offspring and being just as amazed as the parent...
Just Like The Workplace! Quarantined Woman Brushes Off Annoying Coworker’s Sexual Advances
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local woman has today had her usual slew of unwanted sexual advances upgraded from verbal to physical after setting up an office...
Quiet Australian Manages To Find His Voice After 3rd Hour On Hold To Centrelink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a real coming of age story from our very own Betoota Heights, Andrew Bencic has found his voice this afternoon.
After years...
Comrade Dutton Now Hippy Enough To Start Worrying About 5G
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With health experts and authorities around the world trying to deal with everything that's going on right now, you'd think 5G conspiracy theories...
Appetizing Food Miraculously Appears In The Fridge After 5th Door Opening
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In an incredible turn of events this afternoon, a local man has had his wildest dreams come true.
This comes as the accountant...
