Real Estate Agent Keeps Match Fit By Playing On Phone While Leaning On Bench Top In Kitchen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In the tough landscape that is these uncertain times, many Australians have been forced to adapt to all manner of things - including...
Man Who Made Career Talking About Shit No One Can Verify Says Don’t Take Accusations As Gospel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Cardinal George Pell has today warned Australia of treating "every accusation as gospel truth" in a sit-down television interview with the only journalist...
Local Woman Forced To Acknowledge That Crush Likely Isn’t Too Busy To Answer Her Back Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Unfortunately despite the number of excuses we make in our head, sometimes no answer is an answer.
But a heartsick Gina Lowes doesn’t...
Jesus Christ Fined $1000 After Police Deem Resurrection A Non-Essential Outing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some sad news from Jerusalem this morning, Christan pin-up boy Jesus Christ has copped a big old fine this morning.
Emerging after...
Boss Sadly Replaces Meeting That Should Have Been An E-mail With Videoconference
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a sign of the times, a despondent Anthony Crossley, Sales Manager at Betoota Engineering and Instrumentation, has replaced the traditional weekly meeting...
‘Clap For NRL’ At 7pm Tomorrow To Thank Our Brave Rugby League For Getting The Footy Back On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
At 7pm on Friday the 9th of April, households across the Australia are urged to stand on their doorsteps and balconies and applaud...
High Court Decision To Overturn Pell Conviction Not Likely To Be Recognised In Ballarat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's highest profile institutional child rape conviction has today been overturned, following a high court ruling that has result in Cardinal George Pell...
Australian Public Accepts Pell’s Innocence And Urges Him To Head Back To Italy ASAP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the fall out from the decision by the High Court to throw out the decision of the jury in the Pell case...
Tony Abbott Wondering If ‘Picking A Mate Up From Prison’ Counts As Essential Travel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Former PM turned Indigenous rights activist turned unemployed boomer Tony Abbott has received some news today that put a big ol' smile on...
“We Need Victims To Speak Up” Says Legal System That Just Dismissed An Entire Jury’s Decision
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some genuinely shocking news this morning, George Pell is set to be released from Barwon Prison, after a bunch of rich old...
