Disgraceful Crowds At The Park Shamed In Online Photos Taken By Woman Who Is Also At The Park
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Social distancing measures continue to ramp up across Australia in the wake of the COVID-19 Pandemic.
As of 6:00am today, there have been 5,744...
Bloke Using Jerrycan Without A Funnel Really Backs Himself
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In some breaking news from Diamantina Link Road, it can be confirmed today that Phil Walters has supreme confidence in his ability.
The...
Nation’s Brawlers Switch To Power Ranger Fighting To Maintain 1.5m Distance
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As Australian society adapts to the new reality of COVID-19 measures, even drunken boofheads that enjoy punching on outside bars are adjusting their...
Bored Hospo Worker Checks His Super Balance For A Bit Of A Laugh After Everything
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In pursuit of a bit of light entertainment amidst these uncertain times, Damon Thompson has decided to treat himself to a little bit...
Bloke At Servo Counter Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Sickly Man In Face Mask Pulls Out A Knife
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While Australians
young and old whinge about not going to the pub for a few weeks, those on the
frontline continue to risk their health...
Australians Begin Panic Buying Rita Hayworth Posters As States Bring In New Lockdown Measures
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Over three states have this week announced strict new draconian measures to prevent the further spread of COVID-19.
People in NSW are living under...
Isolation Providing An Opportunity To Finally Make A Dent In 100 Strong Scented Candle Collection
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A local woman is being praised for making the most of a shitty situation today.
Lucky enough to be a city finance worker...
7 Weeks Into Sydney Lockdown, Housemates Unanimously Agree To Start Rooting Each Other
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As the city of Sydney enters its 7th week, millions of people are now preapring for the long haul.
With a few hundred...
Australians Urged To Drink 8 Glasses Of Hand Sanitiser Per Day
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As Australians experience many lifestyle changes to the status quo as a response to Coronavirus, the Australian Government has issued a reminder to...
5 Million Queenslanders Share The Same Pencil
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Five million Queenslanders are now being told its okay to begin self-isolating, after the entire state were forced to squeeze in one last...
