Privately-Educated Self-Isolator Forced To Choose Between The Beach house Or The Farm
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
As we are all learning, life is just so unfair sometimes. So unfair. We have to stay isolated away from our friends and...
Government Backflip On 30 Min Haircuts Too Late For Man Who Shaved Own Head With Beard Trimmer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“Well, fuck me,” said local skinhead Mick Wilkins as he realised he shaved his head unnecessarily after hearing about the government’s 30 minute...
Self-Isolating? Why Not Read The Stand By Stephen King
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
With social distancing in place and a lot of us being forced to self-isolate, many have been scratching their heads about how to...
Man With Time To Do Whatever He Wants Might Play Red Dead 2 Again
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
One of the benefits of COVID-19 has been the collective wealth of knowledge we have been able to share and learn from (as...
For Fuck’s Sake Melbourne Your Beaches Are Shit Anyway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One again, the gentrifying inner-city types have found to be the most complacent Australians when it comes to the strict new COVID-19 social...
Sydney Roosters Expected To Finally Fall Below The Salary Cap With 87% Pay Cut To Players
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a sign of the strange times we live in, the Sydney Roosters NRL club are expected to finally fall under the salary...
Palaszczuk Enlists Help Of Akon And Pitbull To Convince Queensland It’s Time To Shut It Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today brought in the big guns to help spread the word of the state's imminent shut down in...
Video Footage Emerges Of Comrade Dutton Doing “The Garrett” In Christmas Island Exercise Yard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After 11 days in quarantine since testing positive to COVID-19, Peter Dutton MP's rapid descent into left wing ideologies continues.
The Home Affairs Minister...
Barnaby To Lay Low Until Someone Wants A Hot Take On Abortions Or Climate Skepticism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the desperate times call for desperate measures for all members of society (apart from residents of Bondi), plenty are coming to terms...
Nation’s Job Seekers Begin Enquiring About Those Lucrative Work From Home Gigs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As nearly a million Australian's find themselves in the shithouse position of being out of work, the few employers out there looking for...
