Report: Well, Surely That’s The End Of These Fucking Things
It is for this reason, among many other unappealing elements of the cruise ship industry, that everyone is kind of thinking this might be the end of them.
Border Force Claim There’s Been Boomers Overboard In Effort To Turn Cruise Ships Around
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some shocking news breaking this afternoon, the Australian Border Force has today claimed that boomers have been thrown off a cruise ship...
Video Call Offers Rare Glimpse Into Coworker’s Abhorrent Living Conditions
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
With the first working from home week for most of Betoota’s big businesses drawn to a close, there are some interesting learnings starting...
Australian Live Music Scene Doing About The Same Right Now
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
With the World Health Organisation (WHO) recommending people stay at home as much as possible and practice social distancing, one industry remains relatively...
Local Bushie Practices Social Distancing By Ordering A Crisp Glass Of Pinot Grigio At The Pub
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the cities continue to implement measures to prevent the spread of COVID-19, rural and regional Australians are being urged to immediately follow...
After 1 Week In Detention, Comrade Dutton Calls Di Natale To Formally Apologise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Even amongst the madness that is this COVID-19 riddled world, the contents of a particular phone call might be the strangest thing you'll...
Pauline Overcome With Jealousy That Coronavirus Is Getting All The Credit For Closing Borders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After nearly half a decade of achieving absolutely none of the things she said she would work day and night to implement in...
‘Social Experiment’ Turns Out To Be TV Producers Generating The Absolute Worst In Society
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
TV viewers reacted with shock today after allegations that “Social Experiment” is actually a keyword used by Television Producers to refer to train-wreck...
Norman Swan Takes Over From Shane Fitzsimmons As Nation’s Daddy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As of last night, Gold Walkley award winning Dr Norman Swan has officially replaced NSW Fire and Rescue Chief Shane Fitzsimmons as Australia's daddy.
This comes...
Centrelink Hold Music Hits #1 On Aria Charts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
While there's been nothing but bad news for the majority of the country for a while now, the people responsible for the generic...
