Thousands of private schoolboys devastated as England completes whitewash
26 June, 2016. 11:30
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE MANY THOUSANDS OF private schoolboys that witnessed the latest Wallabies defeat last night have been left picking up the pieces, as their mothers pick their beer-soaked polo shirts from their bedroom floors.
Though the series defeat was secured last week in Melbourne, this game was about saving face.
Only two hours later, the...
ELECTION 2016: Bill Shorten Says Turnbull Has Anova Fing Coming
25 June, 2016 11:15
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Earlier this month the Coalition government slipped behind Labor for the first time since Malcolm Turnbull replaced Tony Abbott, according to the latest Fairfax-Ipsos poll.
But while the numbers suggest that 55 per cent of voters expect the Coalition to survive, 75 per cent of respondents say they will make their decision on policy rather...
VIDEO: Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce Filmed Smoking Marijuana?
23 June, 2016 11:30
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Australia's Deputy Prime Minister and Minister For Agriculture Barnaby Joyce has been caught on video apparently smoking marijuana while on the campaign trail in New England last night.
It is believed that while visiting a bowls club in northe-west NSW town of Guyra, the Deputy Prime Minister got a bit carried away during the State Of Origin...
Waleed Aly hangs picture of monologue godfather John Oliver above bed
21 June, 2016. 14:34
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RANTALISM IS THE FLAVOUR of the month in world journalism at the moment - and there's none more successful that British-born American television entertainer, John Oliver.
The unique fashion in which the 39-year-old Brummie mashes comedy, journalism and yelling has taken the world by storm, inspiring a generation of mid-career television presenters...
Shorten to Morrison: “We get it. You vape.”
20 June, 2016. 13:45
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THE PRIME MINISTER HAS personally asked his Treasurer to stop vaping in plain view of journalists and other media professionals.
Scott Morrison, despite never smoking, has taken up vaping in recent weeks to cope with the added stresses of a re-election campaign.
This has begun to upset the opposition leader, who says the entire...
Katter Calls For Turnbull To Take Down Campaign Video Of Tradesman Using Queens English
20 June, 2016 11:00
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Maverick North Queensland MP Bob Katter has called for Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to withdraw a controversial campaign ad apparently depicting a blue-collar worker endorsing the LNP.
The ad, which has featured over 300 times on commercial television since its release yesterday, shows a NIDA-trained thespian pretending to relay the sentiment apparently held by Australia's aspirational...
South African referee Handling van de Errors under fire after Wallabies loss
19 June, 2016. 15:45
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THE GREATEST WALLABY FULL BACK of the modern era called it "the worst judgement he'd ever seen in Test rugby," while Tim Horan described it as "shocking".
Matt Burke was left gobsmacked by a call made by South African test great turned referee Handling van de Errors, when in the second half...
Labor To Address Children On Nauru The Moment They Sort Out Cattle In Vietnam
17 June, 2016 13:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party has today declared they will 'get around' to 'discussing' viable alternatives to the detainment of war-weary asylum seeker children on Nauru, the moment they sort out this issue with those couple of cows in Vietnam.
Labor has called for an independent office for animal welfare after video footage emerged of what...
Local student adds ‘life-changing’ can of crab meat to mid-afternoon Mi Goreng
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THINKING HIS LIFE COULDN'T get any better after receiving as PS- grade in statistics this semester, one Cairns business student has had his socks blown off by adding imitation crab meat to his usual bowl of afternoon Mi Goreng.
Moving exceptionally slower than he did in high school, Max Flaghouse said his body reflects the...
Channel Nine Viewer To Sue After Correctly Guessing “What Happens Next” During Ads
15 June, 2016. 10:05
J. TOMPKINS | Entertainment | Contact
The Nine network are in hot water this morning after a viewer disproved an ever-present promo line that claimed “you’ll never guess what happens next”.
Nepean resident, and mother of 4, Nancy Burkowitz is suing the network over the false claims after a promo for popular David Attenborough program ‘The Hunt’ displayed a polar...
