COVID-19 Has An Andrew Johns-Sized Night Out In Newcastle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
COVID-19 has finally made it's way to the Steel City this week, and appears to have had quite a night out.
NSW health authorities...
Western Civilisation’s Final Defence Against Full Blown Fascism Resigns From Daddy’s Company
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In an announcement that has surprised absolutely nobody, a prominent trustfund baby from Sydney's Eastern Suburbs has found it too hot in...
Thanks A Lot Dan! Melbourne Tradies Say Masks Restrict Them From Wolf Whistling At Young Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Victorian capital reaches the halfway point on the first week of their month-and-a-half stage-four COVID-19 lockdown, the nihilistic conspiracy theories are...
Sliver Of Nail Polish On Big Toe Lasts Longer Than The $300 Heels It Was Supposed To Match
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
You’d think forking out $300 for a pair of heels would mean they lasted for a while, but local woman Leslie Stiles has...
4th Grade Spin Bowler Pulls A British Supermodel After Splashing A Bit Of SW On His Neck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The announcement that cricketing great Shane Warne has launched his first fragrance has been well received by husky grade cricketers right around the...
Train Station Drunk Who Wants To Know What Your Problem Is May Not Be Qualified Psychologist
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Commuters at the Betoota South-Northern Interchange were in shock this week after it was revealed the inebriated man who constantly staggers around...
Economic Downturn: Banks Now Only Lending Money To People Who Don’t Need It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In a worrying indication of the state of the economy, Australia’s major banks have today admitted they are only prepared to loan...
“I Know You Don’t Wanna Hear This. But Gotdam It Was Worth It” Says Melbourne Security Guard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The catastrophic second wave of COVID-19 cases currently reigning terror on Melbourne has been directly linked to guards making tender love to Aspen...
Week To Week Casuals Told To Isolate If They Feel Unwell And Get A Pay Day Loan Or Whatever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation has been reminded again today that anyone feeling unwell, or who has come into contact with anyone feeling unwell, or who...
Victoria To Just Start Testing For People Who Don’t Have COVID-19 At This Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Victoria has this morning recorded the biggest single day increase in Australia since the COVID-19 pandemic began.
Health authorities have today confirmed over 700...
