“Does She Come With It Hahaha” Asks Dad
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A fairly ordinary television advertisement for a local boat retailer featuring a scantily-clad model in a bikini has set a local Dad...
All Future Rockstar Biographies To Include Boring COVID-19 Chapter
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
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There comes a time in every young person’s life when they think it will be a good idea to flip through the...
Report: Body-Shaming Only Okay When Publican Feels Like A Chair Might Break
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local bloke has today been body-shamed after he was seen teetering on a flimsy bar stool at the pub, it’s reported.
Nick Wood...
LeSnak Forced To Rebrand After Revelations They Do Not Come From Snak Region Of France
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Australian food manufacturer Uncle Tobys will be forced to rebrand it’s popular ‘Le Snak’ snack product after admitting the product was not...
Man Who Broke Out Of Toowoomba Hotel Quarantine A Week Early Not Dark Enough For A Front Page
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland Deputy Police Commissioner Steve Gollschewski says a man who went missing from mandatory quarantine in Toowoomba has been found.
"That person was found...
Unsullied Eunuchs To Guard Melbourne’s Quarantined Hotels From Now On, Says Premier Andrews
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Victoria has recorded its deadliest day of the pandemic with 19 new deaths overnight and 322 new cases of COVID-19. Of the deaths,...
Local Karen Transitions Into A Local Jodi After Purchase Of Muffin Top Jeans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local tupperware sales gun Karen Costello says up until 6 months ago the biggest issue she had with her name was the alliteration.
That...
Bachelor Judges Readiness Of 11pm Chicken Nuggets By How Much It Hurts His Face To Open Oven
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Peering closely at the switches on the oven, local man Greg Haines tries to work out what the scratched off numbers could mean.
It’s...
Every Single Car In Stock Was Previously Owned By Little Old Ladies, Confirms Used Car Dealer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In a bold move, a local used car dealer has claimed every single car on the lot was previously owned and cherished...
New Dad Learns Cool Trick To Make Weekend Last Twice As Long With Dora The Explorer Marathon
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A young father has stumbled across an ingenious method which can be used to double or even triple the length of a...
