Would You Just Shut The Fuck Up You Stupid Old Prick, Says Nation
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Former Footy Show panellist and renowned loudmouth Sam Newman is being “actively investigated” by police for encouraging Melbourne residents to protest against Stage...
WAM Clothing Sends Copyright Cease And Desist To The Sun
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In an unusual move, WAM Clothing, the non-indigenous business that owns the rights to the aboriginal flag, has sent a Cease and...
One Nation Suggests Australia Try Killing Off Our Homeless And Elderly People Like Sweden Has
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Pauline Hanson's One Nation have today declared it might be time to just let all of our vulnerable homeless, elderly and immunocompromised citizens...
Apartment Owner Asserts Authority Over Renter Neighbours With Series Of Loud Renovations
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Another day, another head marked for collection when the power grid goes down for good.
A boorish attempt at reviving the era of the...
Face Masks Allow Woman To Lip Sync To Kanye On Public Transport
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As COVID-19 continues to add to the wealth of the world’s billionaires ordinary people are reaping some benefits too.
One example of heightened wealth...
Minimum Wage Coles Employee Thanked For Essential Service On Front Line With Cool Badge
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In a touching story from Betoota Heights, a local Coles employee has received a lovely gift from his bosses today.
Walking in for...
Filming A Full Scale TV Show In The Middle Of A Stage 4 Lockdown Found To Be Rather Risky
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Channel 10 are today learning lessons after exposing a number of 'essential workers' to COVID-19 while filming a full scale tv show in...
Local Woman Fucks Up Rare Restaurant Outing and Orders Something Easily Made At Home
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A rare pandemic-era visit to a restaurant was absolutely cocked up earlier today as diner Sophie Cluck (26) ordered something she could have...
Dad Only Just Makes It To The Servo By Tapping Fuel Gauge A Few Times
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Family Holiday disaster was narrowly avoided last week when the Murl family’s trusty VX Commodore wagon almost ran out of fuel on the recently-completed Betoota Bypass.
“Geez, it was...
20-Year-Old Complaining About Cyclists Accused Of Appropriating Boomer Culture
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With the advent of things like ‘OK Boomer’ separating the younger and older generations more than the latter’s blatant disregard for our planet's...
