Barilaro: “Gladys Is Out Of Touch With Average Voters Who Just Want To Blow Koalas Heads Off”
As the Queensland and Victorian Premiers continue to trade barbs with the Prime Minister over their respective COVID-19 responses - the NSW Government has...
Uncle Tony Advises UK To Cut All Ties With Coca-Cola And Only Import Lillyman’s From Moree
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In his first week as a Trade Advisor for the United Kingdom, Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony Abbott has today done more for...
“Ummm… Just Wait. Is That It?” Says Bloke Who Can Apparently Play The Guitar
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After a night a jolly storytelling, eating and drinking - a local bloke has decided to pull out a guitar.
With the mood...
Kitchen Reno Finally Complete After Mum Updates Ice Cream Bucket Of Rotting Vegetable Scraps
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As the power point faceplates were fitted and the fridge was wheeled back in, Mum and Dad’s kitchen reno was almost complete....
Local Woman Unsure If It’s Her Womanly Intuition Speaking Or Just Trust Issues Again
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Feeling that all too familiar pit of fleeting despair, a nervous Georgia Statham finds herself pausing on her way out the door.
Tonight...
Rite Of Passage Begins As Teenage Girl Stumbles Upon First Marilyn Monroe Quote
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Becky Nates is not a little girl anymore.
Well, she doesn’t think she is anyway.
The fourteen-year old Betoota Grove student has embarked...
Toddler Gives Dad An Extra Special Public Meltdown For Father’s Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local 38-month-old completely lost his mind this morning in a popular French Quarter cafe in a touching tribute...
If Facebook Bans News Websites, Where Will Aunty Jill Learn About The Global Jewish Agenda?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australians could be blocked from sharing news content on Facebook and Instagram, in Zuckerberg's most recent flex against Australian policymakers.
Facebook has issued the...
Julian Assange Going On About Superannuation For Some Reason
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The nation has been left a little confused overnight after Wikileaks founder Julian Assange randomly popped up out of nowhere rabbiting on about...
Local Man’s Bad Back Luckily Only Affects His Ability To Help Carry Heavy Stuff
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When local agency man Barry Mellish injured his back in a freak Spirograph accident in 2014, his family thought they would all...
