George Christensen Calls For Royal Commission Into Why Sizzler Is Closing Down
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George Robert Christensen MP has today called for a Royal Commission into why Sizzler outlets are closing down across Australia.
The rotund Member...
Outraged Andrew Bolt Condemns Trans-Tasman Bubble As Discrimination Against Non-LGBTI People
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Andrew Bolt has done his best to appease his insatiable appetite for causing controversy today, by condemning the government's plans to develop a...
“How Is It Between These Two?” Asks Inner-City Leftie Who Cried When Latham Lost To Howard
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Claudia Wyatt-Bechey (56) says she's been feeling down all afternoon.
Like hundreds of thousands of armchair cultural commentators from Australia's left-wing Twittersphere, her faith...
Absolute Sicko Cooks Egg In Lunch Room Microwave
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In what some are calling a clear-cut case of domestic terrorism, Betoota Ponds local Marty Malone (34) cooked eggs in the lunch...
NRL Players Urged To Pull Their Finger Out After Adelaide Crows Nab First Offseason Headlines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news, the NRL has issued a stern statement to all of it's non-finals bound players this morning - up your...
Homeless Man Sentenced To 40 Years In Prison After Spitting On A Shore Boy
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A vagrant from North Sydney who usually lives under an overpass near the Harbour Bridge on-ramp has been handed two life sentences with...
Personal Trainer Blissfully Unaware His Entire Family Use Him As The Example For “Shoulda Tried In School”
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After spending countless years mindlessly wandering through life with a series of odd hospitality jobs, a local man Jason Swartz has finally...
Boyfriend Generously Explains The Highly Complicated Plot Twists In ‘Fast And The Furious’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has thoughtfully explained the
highly complicated plot twist of Fast and The Furious today after he mistook
his girlfriend’s silence for...
Oakleigh Almost Confused For Athens After Papou Installs Decorative Fibreglass Balustrades
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After thirty years of renovating, local papou, Conrad Gerbouris (72) is finally content with his front porch.
The post-war migrant made a vow to...
NSW Premier Calls Party Room Meeting To See If Any More Bush Drunk Morons Wanna Have A Crack?
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has held an emergency meeting between all MPs within her government this morning, to see if there are any...
