Retail Employee Admits She’s Started Profiling Karens
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the fallout out from the latest Karen behavior continues to spread far and wide, one local retail employee has admitted that it...
Star City Offers NSW Government Double Or Nothing On $5000 Fine
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
The NSW State Government may be about to hit the jackpot after Sydney’s Star Casino offered double or nothing on the $5000...
Tradesman Incredibly Impressed By Customer Who “Could Have Done It Myself If I Had The Time”
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Built-in Wardrobe installer Barry Hotchkiss from Hotchkiss Wardrobes and Shower Screens thought he was about to perform a regular install on Thursday,...
Report: Driving Away As Someone Reaches For Door Handle Never Not Funny
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A newly-released report has found that there is a 0% chance that driving away just as a mate is reaching for the vehicle’s external door...
Half Sucked Throat Lozenge Wrapped In Tissue Wreaks Havoc On Washing Machine
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Grumbling to herself as she picks bits of lint and tissue off some soggy wet uniforms, mum of two Sarah Wells pauses briefly...
Report: What The Fuck Is It With These Failed Art Students?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In the most predictable news to come out of the high-hedged mansions of Toorak today, Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has written 1000...
Eternally Closing Down Rug Store Announces COVID-19 Limit Of 2 Rugs Per Customer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a sign of the times, moderately popular rug store Crazy Sam’s Discount Rugs Closing Down Everything Must Go has announced a limit...
23-Year-Old Union Organiser Says His Movement Could Do Without The Toxic Micro-Aggressions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local freelance photographer turned leading social media manager for one of Betoota's most powerful trade unions, Milton Newfarm (27), says the movement is...
Cooped Up Victorian Asks Alexa To Tell Him Everything Is Going To Be Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As
the second week of lockdown begins for the o-so-European city of Melbourne, bachelor
Bradley Stubbs is in need of some assurance.
The
former-city working town-planner...
‘Better Than A Restaurant’ Says Local Bloke As He Adds A Few Extra Slices Of Canned Pineapple To Frozen Pizza
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local man has found himself experimenting in the kitchen, after marathoning his way through some Netflix cooking specials, it’s reported.
David Templeman...
