Scotty Reminds Nation He Didn’t Poo His Pants At Maccas After Being Asked About Close Mate Brian
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The Prime Minister appeared on local FM radio this morning where he took the opportunity to remind listeners that he did not poop...
“Dumb Redneck Queenslanders” Somehow Crush Outbreak In 7 Days
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The self-indulgent, sanctimonious people of our fine state’s southeast corner have somehow crushed an outbreak of the super spicy cough despite historically being...
Catholic Theatre Kid Takes Daily Mass Reading As An Opportunity To Flex Acting Range
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Much like the majority of suppressed thespians, local Catholic schoolboy Terrin Williams (12) has dreams of one day being a star.
As part...
Heavenly: Rain Starts Right As You Get Into Bed!
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Betoota was treated to a boon from the heavens above last night as a mild fall of rain began right around the...
Gladys: “We Now Have To Live With The Mistakes That Nobody In Particular Made”
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the people of the nation’s weeping wound that they will have to live with the policy mistakes...
Have A Go At The Arms On ‘Em
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Australian canoeing guns Tom Green and Jean van der Westhuyzen have managed to hold on to win gold medal in the exhilarating...
Kid Laroi Now Most Successful Recording Artist From South Sydney Since 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
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As of this week, The Kid LAROI has landed his first number one album in the US.
In case you only consume Australian...
“What Have I Been Telling You Idiots???” Says Italian Mate After A Big Month Of Sporting Glory
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First Azzurri took out the Euros, but no one saw this Olympics medal haul on the horizon for Italy as well.
A prominent...
Report: This Might’ve Gotten Away From Ya Sis
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As the state ventures into their 6th weekend in lockdown, there have been 163 new locally acquired new cases reported in New South Wales, a...
PM Now At Point Where Talking About Shitting Himself Is Better Than Talking About Jab Roll-Out
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POO IN MY PANTS BAHAHA! Scotty From Marketing has descended to new lows in an effort to distract the news cycle from the...
