Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
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TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major streaming services.
In the wake of the huge reception to the Beckham documentary, there have been growing calls for a series about the actual greatest power couple the world has ever seen.
"Becks and Posh is great, but now it's time to...
Local Englishman Who Claims To Love The ‘Banter,’ Not Loving It Very Much Today
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A marketing manager from our town's most English enclave has today confirmed that he's actually not in the mood.
The normally chirpy Londoner has admitted he's not feeling his proper self this morning, after a relatively large weekend.
Rolling out of a morning stand up WIP where he failed to disclose that he was at the Betoota Beach...
Millennial Voter Who Has To Suffer The Indignity Of Listening To Her Housemates Have Sex At 32 While She Works 12 Hour Shifts To Pay Off Her Heavily Reindexed...
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The Liberal Party 'Don't Know, Vote No' campaign, which is aimed at confusing and frustrating older voters who haven't been able to educate themselves on the upcoming referendum through talkback radio or Sky News, does not appear to be working on young people.
This is a surprise for the conservative political class, who'd just assumed most voters would do...
Warren Mundine Becomes A Supporter Of The Indigenous Voice After His Long-Awaited National Press Club Address Gets Immediately Overshadowed By An Average White Man’s Career Change
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Leading No campaigner Nyunggai Warren Mundine has sensationally changed his position on the upcoming Indigenous Voice to Parliament Referendum, after today realising just how easy it is for Aboriginal people to moved to the bottom of the pile.
In his long-awaited National Press Club address, Mundine made a number of points that could have easily been relayed into tonight's...
High Court Forces Qantas To Say RUOK To The 1700 Baggage Handers They Sacked During The Pandemic
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Do you know someone who looks like they might need a good chat?
Perhaps they lost their steady job during the pandemic and were made to look like overpaid bludgers by a villainous CEO who hides behind a PR machine's narrative that he is committed to social justice causes.
Maybe they were forced to seek new employment in a job...
Newly Declared Soccer Fan Not Convinced Boyfriend Or Anyone *Actually* Knows What ‘Offside’ Means
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
A recent study by French Quarter local and proud bandwagon jumper Aleyah Brown has shown that despite the word ‘offside’ being said an infinite amount of times during a football game by both her boyfriend and society at large, no one is actually able to succinctly explain what it *means*.
After losing several minutes of game viewing time listening...
Mum’s Stoked, Dad’ll Be Ok
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
Emotions were high last night after England pulled off a monumental but fine, we’re fine, win against the Matildas in the FIFA Women's World Cup.
Throughout the 94 minute-long rollercoaster, Dutch coach of The Lionesses Sarina Wiegman, and Swedish coach of The Matildas Tony Gustavsson, felt all the highs and all the lows that a parent can experience....
Hilton Valet Gets To Take A 75 LandCruiser For A Spin As Luke Combs Fans Roll Into Town
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A metropolitan man is discovering the glorious grunt of a farm workhorse this week as he assists some customers from out of town.
Declan McKensie-Jones (30) is used to spending his days driving an array of BMWs and Mercedes, as he valets cars for rich boomers from the Southern Highlands who come to stay at the Sydney...
Sydney Matildas Fan’s Heartbreak Soothed By Unexpected 3 Hour Catch Up With 100,000 Closest Mates
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A local Sydney man is today savouring a night to remember.
Campbell Towns, a resident of the nation's shittest city has today spoken to The Advocate about the once in a life time experience that was watching his national team play in the semi-final of a major tournament.
"It was incredible," sighed the glassy eyed Towns this morning....
Jetstar Advertise $109 Flights To Tokyo Providing You Leave During A Specific Week in March At 2am In 2027
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The nation’s most unreliable airline Jetstar is being reprimanded this evening after pulling the handbrake on a local girl’s dream holiday.
After spotting a Jetstar ad on the side of a bus spruiking $109 flights to Japan, local girl Kayley Middlestone (34) has been thinking she’ll finally get her chance to wander the streets of Tokyo and...
