Bachelor Admits He’s One Valentine’s Day Microwave Dinner Away From Applying For MAFS
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A Betoota Heights man who has spent far too much of his life on a bus has admitted to...
“Anyone Mind If I Pump These?” Asks Greg From IT Holding Bowl Of Cold SuperBowl Party Wings
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A French Quarter business consultancy firm held a SuperBowl Party today to celebrate the sport than only the company's...
Gladys’ Move To Optus Receives Patchy Reception – Especially In Regional Areas
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The former New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian is going to work for Optus, which has been met with...
Dutton Pumps Himself Up For Another Hard Day Of White-Anting With Some Joel Turner & The Modern Day Poets
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The Defence Minister popped his headphones on this morning because there's only so much time left before the election...
PM Heads To The Pub For A Hahn Light Shandie After Tough Day And Runs Into The Last Person He Wants To See
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Our Bloke-In-Chief has had a pretty rough day and like nearly every red-blooded working man, that means a trip...
Report: What An Absolute Waste Of Everyone’s Fucking Time And Money
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For the last few weeks, the government has been trying to pass legislation that will either make discrimination easier...
Sportsbet Ask Media Watchdog If They Can Pay That $2.5 Million Fine With Bonus Bets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTOnline gambling company Sportsbet has today been fined a staggering $2.5 million, after the Australian Communications and Media Authority...
World’s Pro Snowboarders Starting To Get A Bit Snappy After 72 Hours In Beijing Without Any Reefer
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to being an olympian, it takes a lot of sacrifice.
The hours it takes to get to...
Tree-Changed Yuppies Ask Locals To Please Stop Stealing Their Car And/Or Setting It On Fire
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A couple of young professionals who are doing their bit to plunge more regional families into poverty have taken...
Harold Bishop Set To Return For Neighbours Finale Where He’ll Finally Get Revenge On Those Who Wronged Him
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Much-loved Neighbours personality Harrold Bishop is set to go out with a bang after leaked scripts indicate that the...
