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The Defence Minister popped his headphones on this morning because there’s only so much time left before the election to completely and utter destabilise the government.

Peter Dutton was seen walking the halls of Parliament overnight and in the morning listening to his Joel Turner & The Modern Day Poets megamix at an anti-social level.

It’s something, he says, pumps him up for big days like today.

“As I told PK this morning on the ABC, the Prime Minister was amused by the centrist cowards in his cabinet and indeed, government,” said Dutton.

“I may or may not have been the puppet master in that. But I tell you what, I don’t give coward leftists like yourself a free grab very often so listen up, I fucking love Joel Turner,”

“Nothing gets the juices flowing through me like Joel Turner and a bit of politicking. Nothing. Ever since I saw that fucking genius on the first season of Australian Idol, I was hooked,”

“As far as I’m concerned, Guy Sebastian and Shannon Noll can go play footsies under the table with Kevin Rudd, Chrissie Pyne or even Barnaby Joyce, I don’t give a fuck. Real music comes from the soul and that’s what Joel and I have.”

The Advocate reached out to the Prime Minister’s Office for comment but it was still ‘hammock time’ – which the lady on the phone said was Mr Morrison’s private time to scroll through his perso Instagram.

More to come.


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