Scotty Now More Commited Than Ever To Passing Religious Freedoms Bill After Stumbling Across ‘Euphoria’
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The Prime Minister will open Question Time this afternoon with a plea to all Members that his special Religious...
Advisor Who Said Washing A Woman’s Hair Was A Good Idea Is Enjoying New Role In Antarctica
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A former advisor to the Prime Minister has told The Advocate that he's enjoying his new job in Antarctica...
Littleproud Makes Peace With McCormack By Gifting Him A Genuine Chinchilla Watermelon
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Our town's local member turned up at his former boss' place this morning with a genuine Chinchilla watermelon in...
Alpha Female Facing Unprecedented Backlash For Cruel Comment Reckons What?? I’m Just Being Honest
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Self-confessed ‘strong woman’ Mia Edmondson reportedly laid down an absolute shocker of a comment during lunch with the...
Barnaby Argues That It’s Un-Australian To NOT Think Your Boss Is “A Stupid Fucken Galah”
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The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has defended comments he made about his boss Prime Minister Scott Morrison today, telling reporters...
Local Woman Sighs As Husband Spots His Most Degenerate Mate The Moment They Arrive At Party
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Beth Arthur has let out an audible sigh and muttered “for fuck’s sake” under her breath this evening,...
Man Refers To Partner As “The Missus” Doesn’t Respect Self, Either
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Betoota Heights couple Martha and Morris McKenzie have a special relationship, spanning five decades with the combined passion of one. Morris (64), is...
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce Tells Mark McGowan: “Oiy Ghatta Lheok Afteh Moy Fooken Sharrholdars, Boddy!”
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Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has distanced himself from remarks he made earlier today about the West Australian Government, comparing...
Dutton Tells People Of FNQ They Should Get Emergency Updates From Their Local Triple M Station Because The ABC Just Can’t Be Trusted
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The Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has ramped up his cold war against the ABC today by telling people...
“Oh Yeah, It’s The Starter Motor For Sure,” Says Some Scarf-Wearing Khunt Who Doesn’t Know Fucken Anything
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Two blokes got into a bit of a blue after their little red car broke down on the Diamantina...
