Try This New Dinner Party Game Where The First Person To Mention Property Gets Flogged Into Unconsciousness With A Telescopic Baton
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An exciting new dinner party game is sweeping our cosmopolitan desert community at the moment and it's something everybody...
New Qantas In-Flight Menu Launch Hits A Snag As Neil Perry’s Iconic Ponytail Gets Stuck In The Door
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For those who can afford to fly in the front of the plane, and not eat food that was...
Man Waits For Barefoot’s Advice On Putting All His Cash In A MetaMask Wallet As Society Collapses
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One local man has been watching the news and according to him, none of it is good.
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Unhinged Man Who Booted Side Mirrors Off George Bailey’s Car Offers To Fix Them As Swepson Makes Debut
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A Betoota Heights man who booted the side mirrors off Australian selector George Bailey's BMW earlier this year for...
Man Delivers Heartfelt Apology To His 1992 BMW 320i Before Feeding It A Dirty Big Tank Of E10
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A French Quarter motorist that's constantly one major breakdown away from bankruptcy has apologised to his silver 1992 BMW...
Punter Getting A Train Long-Distance Suffers Ultimate Indignity Of Having It Replaced By A Coach Service
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A young man from our town's French Quarter thought he was about to board the Camelier Express last night...
Freshly-Cut East Coast Grass Can Be Smelled From New Zealand As Rain Goes Away For A Day
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People in the western world's appendix can smell the freshly-mowed lawns of Eastern Australia today after weeks and weeks...
Sydney Enjoys Being Brisbane For A Day
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The southern hemisphere's largest open-air sewer is enjoying looking like one for a change as Sydney's iconic harbour has...
PM Arrives In Lismore
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Scott Morrison told media in Sydney this morning that he is ready to face angry crowds in Lismore today...
Corporation Celebrates IWD With Special Cookies And A Threat To Not Discuss Salaries With Other Women Working There
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A boutique French Quarter law firm has spared no expense today as they celebrate the women in their workforce...
