Barnaby Groans After Running Into Katter At The Pub Drinking A Schooner Of Syrup Out Of A Jumbo Tin Of Black & Gold Peaches
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The Member for New England knocked off today in Canberra after a long week of putting up with a...
Conveyancing Lawyer Fears Job Is In Danger After Bonobo Is Admitted To The QLD Supreme Court
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A French Quarter conveyancing lawyer says they're worried about their job security moving forward after a local bonobo becomes...
RBA Governor Tells Australians Struggling To Survive To Simply Borrow More Money
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Money has never been as cheap as it is now and these days aren't going to be around forever.
That's...
Steven Marshall Admits He Took His Hands Off The Wheel Like An O-Bahn Driver During Campaign
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Former SA Premier Steven Marshall has today likened his electoral campaign to an O-Bahn driver taking his hands off...
Labor Says The Term ‘Mean Girls’ Is Derogatory; Correct Term Is ‘Girl Boss’
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has defended the Labor senators that have been called out this week for bullying Kimberley...
Government Mulls Lockdown To Combat Cost Of Living Increases By Preventing People Leaving The House
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The age of lockdown may not be over just yet, says one government source, who told The Advocate that...
Black Smoke Billows From Hillsong Chimney As Council Allegedly Burns Evidence To Show New Leader Hasn’t Been Elected Yet
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There is palpable disappointment this afternoon across the world after black smoke emerged from the Hillsong Church chimney in...
Junior Leasing Agent Impressed With The Range Of Counterfeit RMs Down At His Local Tarocash
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A Betoota Heights leasing agent is currently on the hunt for a new pair of snazzy work shoes that...
Man Has Moment Of Terror Thinking He Has Internal Bleeding Then Recalls The 7 Pints Of Guinness Yesterday
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This morning, not long after he woke up, Jake Wright was greeted with a large black stool.
"So I did...
Morrison Wishes Our British Community A Happy St Patrick’s Day
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The Prime Minister has finally been able to put his feet up this afternoon in our nation's Prosperous West...

















