Local White Ant Gets White Anted Over His Repeated White Anting
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A local white ant, who build a career on white-anting people, is now being white anted over his repeated...
Millennials Struggling To Get Into Housing Market Advised To Bring Heroin Back Into The Suburbs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactReverse gentrification is in the works today as a fringe group of Millennials are going to take back the...
Barnaby Says His Ongoing Feud With Local Geese Is Nobody’s Business Except His And The Geese
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says the details of his ongoing feud with a gang of Canberra geese is...
PM Adds If You Don’t Like Your Kid’s Underfunded Public School Just Send Them To A Nice Private One
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Another day, another personal grievance with Scott Morrison has been raised.
The latest trouble comes after the Prime Minister off-handedly...
PM Shares Lifehack With Struggling Renters That Some Houses Can Actually Be Purchased To Live In
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Scott Morrison is under fire today for being "out of touch" for sharing a lifehack that he used to...
Pete Davidson Set to Replace Trevor Noah as Grammys Host in a Bid to Get Those Oscar Level Ratings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the latest Oscars have well and truly broken the internet for all the wrong reasons, other award shows...
Barnaby Says Lismore Getting Second Once-In-500-Year Flood This Month Means No More Floods Until 3022
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The Deputy Prime Minister has spoken to reporters today in Rockhampton where he was asked about the second 'once-in-500-year'...
“How Did This Happen?” Asks The Public Servant We Pay To Know How This Type Of Thing Happens
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Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is dumbfounded as to how a proposed defence pact between China and the...
“Does A Cat Shit In The Garden?” Says Frydenberg After Being Asked If Budget Is Designed To Win Votes
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Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has released the last Federal Budget before the next election today and in it is a...
Thirsty Hippo Says Please For The Love Of Christ No More Moisture She Is Not Thirsty Anymore
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An East Coast hippopotamus has asked the people who are still ripping her skin off and putting her in...
