Middle-Aged Hedonist Enjoys His Last Dart This Morning And Gets A Salad For Lunch
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A 55-year-old hedonist from our town's Heights district has decided today is the day he's going to give quitting...
Kmart Runs Out Of Clear Ponchos As Mardi Gras Revellers Refuse To Let Carefully Planned Outfits Go To Waste
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As wild weather sweeps across Queensland and new south wales, sydney siders have reportedly been left scrambling to get...
“This Is Normal” Says Guy Who Just Blew Up His Own Party To Protect His Hillsong Mate’s Job
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The NSW Liberal Party has been dissolved and will come under the direct control of Prime Minister Scott Morrison...
Local Man Says He’s Ready To Boot The Side Mirrors Off George Bailey’s BMW If Swepson Doesn’t Get A Start In Pakistan
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A Brisbane man who said he's given up waiting has told The Advocate that the side mirrors on Australian...
Barnaby Suggests PM Try The Nice Brownies His Staffers Got Him While He Battled Virus In America
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The Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce said his war with the spicy cough was made much easier after his...
Albo Visits Flood-Affected Areas With Plastic Bags Over His New Fuck Boy Sneakers
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has turned heads in Brisbane today as hit the streets with plastic bags over his...
Barnaby Chops Pinky Finger Off With Drop Saw To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
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With the world teetering on the brink of all out war and half the eastern seaboard underwater, Scott Morrison...
Clive Palmer Disappoints All By Almost Immediately Driving Hitler’s Mercedes Into Flood Water
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Billionaire Clive Palmer has brought great shame upon himself, his community and motor vehicle enthusiasts in general this afternoon...
Decadent Western Pig Summons Another $32 Pad Kee Mao In This Pissing Rain
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A French Quarter architect has simply shrugged his shoulders and exercised his birthright to command a community serf to...
Hundreds Of VE Commodores With Stretched Timing Chains Mysteriously End Up In Low-Lying Parts Of Brisbane
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Emergency crews have spoken today of driving their tinnies down the flood streets of Brisbane and seeing them lined...
