Scotty Slips On A Camouflage Jacket To Make Him Even More Invisible During A Crisis
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The Prime Minister is in our state's sodden south-east corner this afternoon where he's taking a look at the...
Recently Single Girl Kicks Of Melbourne Weekend With Mysterious Photo Of Airplane Wing
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Flying high above the clouds, away from the small town drama she’s left behind, Betoota Events Manager...
Man Unsure If He Should Doom-Scroll Twitter All Night Or Get On It Proper Just In Case This Is It
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A city worker has told The Advocate today in the smoking area of the Gelded Gorilla Inn down the...
Alan Joyce Says Those Accusing Qantas Of Price Gouging Can Fooken Walk If They Want
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Around the country, people are complaining that Qantas is charging whatever the hell they want for a ticket. Some...
Sydney Metro Drivers Set To Join Demonstrations Against Tyrannical Perrottet Government
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The robots who drive the Sydney Metro Trains are set to join their homo sapien brothers who drive real...
Man’s Bad Feeling About Coworker Confirmed After He Turns Up To Work In A Dragons Jersey
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A French Quarter city worker has told this masthead that he's always had a bad feeling about one of...
Energy Minister Angus Taylor Tests Mike Cannon-Brookes’ Theory Of Cheap Renewable Power In Sim City 3000
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Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has decided to put claims made by dishevelled billionaire, Mike Cannon-Brookes, that renewable energy...
Barnaby Says Those Who Say His New Mr Bean Mask Is Un-Parliamentary Are Humourless Losers
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The Deputy Prime Minister has told critics today that they're humourless losers and should join The Greens after his...
PM’s Office Say His Snazzy New Sunglasses Are A Fashion Statement And Definitely Not A Medical Device
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The Prime Minister's Office has released a statement this morning after Scott Morrison was spotted wearing some futuristic-looking sunglasses...
“I’m Not Tanking This Election” Says Scotty During George Pell Photo Op
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Although he advocated for the stolen generation to accept Kevin Rudd’s apology, made a baseless claim that a member...
