Man On The Fence About Getting The Jab Decides To Get It After Scott Cam Tells Him To
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A Betoota Heights father of three has decided to get the spicy cough jab after being unsure about it...
Government Unable To Get Head Around The Fact That There’s Losers Who Still Live Week To Week
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The Federal Government is still undecided on whether to help Victorian businesses get through this latest lockdown because they're...
Innocent Man Decides Not To Have Any More Facts Reported On His Past
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An innocent man who was in the process of suing the ABC has decided enough is enough after deciding...
Leaked Photos Of Secret Government Brain Scanner Reveals Greg Hunt Has An IQ Of 36
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Images of Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt getting his brain scanned by a top secret government device earlier this...
Bloke Who Hasn’t Done Laundry For Two Weeks Resorts To B Grade Underwear
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Sifting through his underwear drawer, local bloke Lucas Dooley feels a sense of impending doom.
He should have done...
Federal Government Suggest Outbreak Is Because They Don’t Wash Their Hands In Victorian Culture
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The Federal Government has suggested this morning that the latest outbreak of the Pangolin's Wrath in Melbourne is because...
Acting Premier James Merlino Asks Why The South Australian City Of Mildura Is Also In Lockdown
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The Rural City of Mildura has been plunged back into a lockdown this week along with the rest of...
PM Says He May Be Forced To Intervene In Rollout And Quarantine After Latest Victorian Flu Outbreak
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The Federal Government may be forced to intervene in the roll-out of the spicy cough jab as well as...
Fitzroy Man Demands Melbourne Lockdown Victims Get A Medal And A Right To March On ANZAC Day
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A man from Melbourne's hellish northside has tried his best to upset older Australians today by demanding he and...
Research Suggests Koko The Signing Gorilla Was Capable Of Doing 90% Of Public Servant Jobs
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New research suggests a gorilla who learned to communicate via sign language had the brainpower to do 90% of...
