ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The Federal Government may be forced to intervene in the roll-out of the spicy cough jab as well as quaratine arrangements in Victoria after the state’s government has proven yet again, according to Scott Morrison, that they’re not up to the job.

Speaking to the House today in Canberra, the Bloke-In-Chief laid out his case for laying down the law in the nation’s god-forsaken south.

“Mr Speaker,” he said.

“This Victorian Government has proven time and time again that they’re just inept at governing,”

“They have bungled the jab rollout, they’ve bungled hotel quarantine. At this rate, my government will have to step in and take over. Honestly. The people of Victoria have suffered enough.”

More to come.


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