Queensland Media Refuse To Name And Shame Victorian Woman Because She Probably Looks Like This
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The Queensland media today has declined the opportunity this morning to name and shame the fucking Melbourne person that...
Victorian Caught With The St Kilda Sneeze In QLD Was On Kamikaze Trip To Ruin Origin, Says Courier-Mail
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The South-East Corner Newsletter is reporting this afternoon that the Victorian woman who brought "that fucking" St Kilda Sneeze...
Acting PM Starts Day By Eating 500g Of Prosciutto Alone In Car Outside Wagga’s Knights Deli
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The Acting Prime Minister Michael McCormack has celebrated his first day back at the nation's leader by treating himself...
Renewable Sector On The Verge Of Major Breakthrough After Matching Coal Industry On Bribes
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Australia is on the precipice of a clean energy renaissance after the renewable sector matched bribes and political donations...
“Am I Just A Pig In A Cage On Antibiotics Or Have I Been Listening To Too Much Radiohead?” Man Asks Himself On The Bus To Work
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A young professional told this masthead that he experienced a mild existential crisis on the D45 bendy bus from...
Millennials Dealt A Further Blow After Science Declares They’ll Probably Live To Be 120
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Science continues to spit in the face of God this week as they announce that Millennials and generations younger...
Family Lives The New Australian Dream Of Barely Being Able To Pay Mortgage On Yardless Display Home
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A local family has finally secured the opportunity to spend the next 45 years struggling to pay off a...
ABC’s David Anderson Dumps Bowl Of Yoghurt Over Christian Porter’s Head In Parliament House Lunchroom
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The ABC managing director has taken it upon himself this morning in the Parliament House lunchroom to dump a...
Nation Tunes Into Merlino Press Conference To Learn Which New Way Victoria Has Shit The Bed This Time
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When Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino speaks, the nation listens.
As the defacto leader of the city-state of Melbourne, it...
Barnaby Suggests Pulling Melbourne With Two D6s And An Anchor Chain To Run Some First-Cross Ewes
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The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has floated his own plan to tackle the fresh hell that's descended...
