Gladys: “Whatever Went Wrong Here, Rest Assured No Public Servant Will Take Responsibility For It”
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian fronted the media this morning in the Harbour City to placate the denizens of Sydney...
President Of The Betoota Young Liberals Begins Zoom Drinks With A Toast To Her Majesty
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The Betoota/Windorah chapter of the Young Liberals hosted their first over-the-internet drinks last night in honour of Australia's...
Government Set To Give Over 50s The Choice Between AstroZucchini Or Dying When Borders Open
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The government is set to incentivise over 50s to get the AstroZucchini jab by giving them the choice between...
Melbourne Man On The Lam In Queensland Blends In By Pronouncing His Vowels Like A Normal Person
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A Brighton man who fled the Melbourne lockdown has told The Advocate today that he's been forced to start...
Immigration Minister Uses Biloela Family To Push Four Corners Fallout Out Of The News Cycle
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Immigration Minister Alex Hawke announced this morning that the Biloela Tamil family will be reunited in Perth today after...
UK Free Trade Deal To Finally Make Scotch And Fucked Teeth Affordable For Everyday Australians
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The dream of having affordable Scottish brain varnish and rooted oral health is getting closer to becoming a reality...
Melbourne Man Caught Trying To Enter International Space Station
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NASA has revealed a Melbourne man was caught trying to enter the International Space Station (ISS) this morning.
The American...
Only People Shocked Swimming Australia Has A Creepy Culture Are The Old Blokes Running It
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Dual silver medallist Maddie Groves pulled the pin on this year's Tokyo Hunger Games and called out the "mysoginistic...
Chippy Unaware He’d Be Caned Into Unconsciousness In Singapore For Acting Like He Does In Bali
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A local chippy says he's excited that Singapore and Australia might enter a travel bubble soon, telling The Advocate...
Young People Told To Get The Astro Zucchini So Boomers Will Try To Take That From Them, Too
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The Chief Medical Officer has asked the nation's young people to go out and demand the Astro Zuchinni death...
