Albo Shoots Gun Indiscriminately Into Crowd During Press Club Address To Get Some Air Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The media blackout of the Opposition continues today even after leader Anthony Albanese fired 12 rounds into the Press...
Millennial More Likely To Get PS5 He Pre-ordered In October Than Jab He Was Promised In March
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A 28-year-old Betoota Heights man explained to The Advocate today that he's unsure of what he'll get first -...
Nation Patiently Waits And Waits And Waits For Albo To Put The Boot Into This Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has dropped the ball again and now the nation is anticipating Opposition leader Anthony...
Policeman Asks Shoppers If Any Of Them Care If He Just Shoots This Toilet Paper Hoarder
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A local law enforcement officer from the City Of Betoota Metropolitan Police has reportedly shot and killed a shopper...
Former Acting Premier James Merlino Takes Union-Mandated RDO Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Acting Premier of Victoria James Merlino is enjoying a union-mandated rostered day off (RDO) today after months of...
Back-Stabbing Nationals Say Any Cut-Through Is Good Cut-Through
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Nationals who knifed former leader Michael McCormack in the back have broken their silence this morning, telling the...
“Yeah Fucken Oath Mate Labor Supports Coal Jobs In Central Queensland, Too,” Says Albo
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce was re-installed as party leader after Scott Morrison reportedly warmed to the idea of...
Bloke Who Had Deadly Spicy Cough Just Last Week Somehow Able To Win US Open
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A Spanish man who got kissed by the Pangolin just last week has somehow risen from his death-bed to...
Narrowing Footpath Forces Woman To Acknowledge Low Position In Friendship Hierarchy
EFFIE BATEMAN | South-East Corner | Contact
Though local woman Caroline Gibbs had long suspected she was the least liked member of her friendship trio,...
Personal Trainer Asks If You’ve Listened To The 50 Podcasts They Recommended Yet
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
CHECKING PROGRESS: Personal trainer Aidan Moss (31) claims he just wants what is best for his clients which is...
