Nation’s Footy Players And IT Professionals See Their Net Worth Cut In Half Overnight
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The one thing that binds our noble neck-less savages with the nation's computer freaks is their shared love of...
Journalist Waits For More Blood Clots So They Can Go On Ignoring Israel For Another Day
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A senior journalist at a cross-town masthead is hoping out for more blood clots to emerge as a result...
Boomer CEO: “It’s Time To Sacrifice The Poor, Disabled And Elderly Upon The Altar Of Capitalism”
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The CEO of Virgin has called for the borders to re-open and society to start living with the spicy...
Inner-City Leftie Sees No Irony In Calling Another Country “An Apartheid State”
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A blue-haired yuppie who lives a charmed life in our town's French Quarter has labelled Israel an 'Apartheid state'...
University Begs For Corporate Welfare Instead Of Trying To Fix Their Broken Business Model
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The Chancellor of South Betoota Polytechnic University has said the Federal Government needs to do more to help the...
These Boomer Public Servants Are Breaking The Mould By Serving People Who Aren’t Them
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Two local public servants approaching retirement age are breaking away from the self-serving norms usually associated with their positions.
Derek...
PM Clarifies ‘One Country Two Systems’ Remark By Explaining That He Was Talking About Israel
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The Prime Minister has clarified a comment he made last week on news radio regarding the simmering tensions between...
Cricket Australia Reveal Michael Slater’s Black Eye Was Caused By Falling Chinese Space Junk
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The nation's peak cricketing body has hosed down speculation that Michael Slater's new black eye was the result of...
Bert’s Biggest Fear Comes True As SAS Troops Steal His New Prosthetic Leg To Drink Beer Out Of
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Just hours after telling The Advocate yesterday that he harboured the irrational fear of the Special Air Service stealing...
Dan Andrews Vows To Get His Revenge On Scotty Once He Gets Out Of His Iron Lung
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On-leave Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has spoken today from the iron lung he's been trapped in for the past...
