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A trainee doctor currently working on prac at The Betoota Royal Hospital has been stood down today, pending an investigation into him wearing blue denim jeans and black leather shoes.
The trainee, Macca, who hopes to specialise in intensive care, was called into his superiors office this morning after a complaint was made to HR concerning his innapropriate dress.
“It’s not as bad as some of the things we’ve seen, but it’s still something you need to call out when you see it” says Glenda, a spokesperson for the hospital.
It is believed that despite his impeccable academic record, Macca was unaware of the equally important presentation expected from trainee doctors – who traditionally dress like super rugby players attending a corporate lunch.
“He’s got a long way too go until he can confidently dress down like the me” says the head surgeon, Bruce.
“Give him twenty years of night shift in those RM sliders and he’ll eventually be allowed to rock around here in Crocs and a hair net”
“Until then he’s gotta pretend he’s an ex-country boy living in the city chasing some work in media. Don’t ask me why, it’s just the rules”
More to come.