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A Betootacone Valley tech startup has been forcing their most valuable employees to come to work in thin, unflattering t-shirts that show off their man curves.
That’s drawn criticism from some of Delecto’s employees, who say they should be allowed to wear what they want to work.
The CEO of Delecto, a productivity and corporate communication application, has hit back at those anonymous rumblings.
“Go and work somewhere else,” said serial entrepreneur David Stevens, who’s founded two tech unicorns in the Queensland Channel Country since 2001.
“If you can’t put up with the nipple gripple and insults then fuck off,”
“Chubby nerds are dispensable. One walks out, another walks in and take his place. Touch me, I’m hot!”
One disgruntled former employee spoke confidentially to The Advocate this morning, where they painted a grim picture of the working conditions inside the start-up.
“He’s a fucking prick. He got lucky with a couple of ideas and now he carries on like he’s Elon fucking Musk,” said the employee.
“I can go to a bank and be left to my own devices in peace, without having to flaunt my salami slices in a tight white tee.”
“I don’t know why I am here,” he said polishing off his packet of Doritos and wiping his fingers on his boot cut jeans.
