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A downtrodden and exploited member of the nation’s oppressed white middle class has today raised a proverbial fist salute in defiance of the elitist tyrants that live to dehumanise him and ridicule his place in Australian society.

Eric Bernabbott (62) was originally not going to play any part in the current debate surrounding Israel Folau’s religious beliefs, due to a lack of interest in gay people or politics – however, after days of campaigning and lobbying from Christian groups and conservative politicians, Eric says he agrees that this whole issue will lead to much more than Izzy’s playing future if he doesn’t do something now.

“Who knows what it’ll lead to. We can’t be pushed around by the LGBTI and their PC police friends” says Mr Bernabbott, who hasn’t spoken to his own son in ten years after a heated argument over his own father’s inheritance.

“And I’m sick of being told what to do by these lefties and culturally elite”

“I wasn’t too interested in donating until I realised that this is going to be the only way to stop ourselves, well, people like me from being pushed around by the PC brigade” he says

“Political correctness has been oppressing me for years. It all started with that dress up party when I went as Muhammad Ali. You should have heard them banging on – it was like I’d just vilified an entire race of people”

“My kids weren’t even allowed to play with gollywogs when they were kids”

Mr Bernabbott, who has run an outdoor fishing and camping retail business since the 1960s and owns two investment properties in the recently gentrified suburb his kids live in, says the scourge of political correctness is getting worse and all he wants to do is make academics and civil rights advocates know that they don’t mean shit.

“Alan Jones is right about how I feel. I’m sick of experts”

He says he didn’t realise how bad political correctness was until the organisations at the centre of a two year royal commission into several centuries of child sex crimes told him that he was being told how to think by the gay oppressors.

“What’s next, gay people get the right to divorce as well?”

“This has all gone too far”

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